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David Sedaris, Naked
I found out that if you give your tomato plant adequate water and fertilizer you run the risk of it never flowering because consistently comfortable conditions convince the plant that there is no environmental pressure to spread and reproduce.
You can literally be a helicopter tomato parent and grow a spoiled directionless manchild tomato plant.
I lowkey feel like a lame dude did this and took the pic for IG to be on some, ” this is what a real woman would do!” Typeshit
when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time